Equestrian Opulator: Complete Phases of the Equestrian Opulator, a Vitrine displaying the three main variants of the Equestrian Opulator, together with a selection of thirty cleats for varying terrain. 2000 . See Editions
Equestrian Opulator: Detail of the Complete Phases, showing the thirty cleat variants. 2000.
Equestrian Opulator: The House of Approximate Odds in the center of Catterick racetrack, North Yorkshire, England the venue of the installation of Equestrian Opulators. An eager racing punter displaying his euphoria at the winning post. 2001
Equestrian Opulators: at the House of Approximate Odds, general view of Installation. St Pauinus Projects, Catterick race track, Yorkshire, England. 2000.
Equestrian Opulator: In its transport case, together with a case containing various seat covers. 2000. See Editions
Equestrian Opulator: Seat cover set in a faux Armadillo transport case, the EQ Vibratory Stimulator is shown mounted to an Equestrian Opulator in the foreground. 2000. See Editions
Equestrian Opulator: A discussion concerning the odds wagered on the Equestrian Opulator Fillies Handicap Stakes in the paddock at Catterick racetrack. 2001
The winning post of The Equestrian Opulator’s Fillies Handicap Stakes, a race specially inaugurated for the Installation and the final sequence from the film shot that day documenting the event. 2001
Equestrian Opulator: Mr. Orange seen holding the winning Trophy, consulting the Equestrian Opulator Committee on the ceremonial proceedings about to take place. 2001
Equestrian Opulator: The Equestrian Opulator Fillies Handicap Stakes, Trophy as presented to Mr. Lynch owner of Angel Hill the winning fillie, at 10-1 the edition was made to the odds of the race. 2001. See Editions
Equestrian Opulator, Pigment print, 53x35 inches, Edition of 30. 2010. See Prints
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ABOUT EQUESTRIAN OPULATOR (1986 - 1990)
The Equestrian Opulator is the most complete and universal instrument for the appreciation of fillies and stallions at speed. The Opulator is a symbolic icon of spectatorial supremacy and is globally employable. This veritable buttress for gentlefolk of all stripes, arthritic, inebriated, or otherwise, may, if used according to its manufacturer’s trusted treatises, alleviate boredom on all counts and ensures a mien of exquisite respectability.
Fatigue is the blight of mankind’s concentration; to counteract this unfortunate shortcoming the Equestrian Opulator has been developed to embellish the racing aficionado’s milieu. Its aluminum and titanium construction provides an exceptionally light and strong structure, rendering it the perfect companion for racetracks around the world.
The Opulator quickly unfolds into a seat having a sturdy tripodic base, by the simple action of removing the spike and expanding the three legs from their concertinered condition. The handle can now be folded open to form the seat.
At stages during the race it may be necessary for fatigue to be overcome by the perfect circumnavigation of an orange, culminating in the impeccable removal of its outer layers of thick skin. This can be performed by the Orange Circumnavigator,which interchanges with the seat. The stick’s manufacturer anticipates that the Equestrian Opulator will give years of formidable service and its discerning patrons will glean a healthy life as a consequence of the Vitamin C consumed.
Equestrian Opulator was made in an edition, information on the Instrument,and books relating to it can be found in the editions section.